How do you do? Welcome to the human race.

You're a mess.

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

This is one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard

(via failbag)

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