December 2010
49 posts
Today is a partly cloudy with a high of 57.
I’m going to ride my bike ALL GODDAMN DAY.
On all there is to say.
dearcoketalk:
I did something stupid. I was drunk tonight and I emailed some random guy I talked to on a chat room nude pictures of myself. Nude’s too nice a word. I was naked. I’m so worried that he’s going to splash them over the internet now, you can’t fully see my face but I’m worried that if you knew me you’d recognise me. What can I do??? I know that I’ve been a stupid bitch. If they do...
Resolutions
1. Keep calm and carry on.
2. Look at the big picture.
3. Be happy just because.
4. Re-institute Taco Friday.
Dear Coke Talk: On being vague. →
dearcoketalk:
If you lived with an extremely codependent parent that crippled you with their love and refused to change their ways despite the obvious harm it is doing, what would you do? I realize that is vague but there are too many extraneous circumstances to account for.
First of all, you can’t be…
At this very moment I’m working on not letting my emotions cripple me,...
I MISS MY BIKE
(!!!)
It's a Christmas miracle →
Update in the Cesare household
adharmabum:
lavanguardia:
My folks have knocked on my brother’s door about three times in the past hour to ask what he’s doing, and everyone’s going crazy over how delicious dried kiwis apparently are.
At least they’re eating fruit?
Everything here is frustrating and/or silly.
Update in the Cesare household
My folks have knocked on my brother’s door about three times in the past hour to ask what he’s doing, and everyone’s going crazy over how delicious dried kiwis apparently are.
I really really want
to go on a long run.
And then, of course, counteract any physical activity by stuffing my face with holiday treats.
Wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up faster
– MST3K
Esther Caulfield Orchesta →
This is an actual human being in real life.
No one in this house eats any fucking fruits or vegetables.
Sum thangs
- The moment anyone labels him or herself as crazy, depressed, a problem, etc he or she has become such. The majority of people are functional messes. In fact, there’s a certain beauty and splendor in being a human being so unique and complex that your thoughts and decisions are incomprehensible even to your own self.
- There’s no use in wasting time worrying. Keep calm and...
The holidays
are crappy.
I can't believe I didn't know about this until... →
Everyone play the BEST GAME ON THE INTERNET
The Queen of Messing Up Minute But Important Details strikes again!
I don’t even know where the loop is these days.
Things I already miss
1.) Riding my bike every day.
2.) Having circulation in my hands and feet.
Anyone else dreading the rest of the winter?
These are awesome →
Excerpt from the evening
Britton: Who was that?? Who did that?!?!
Jordan: I don't know...but it was me!
Really? You’re going to do the repressed Irish thing? Be Italian for just like...
– Liz Lemon
(this is nothing new)
I’m a hypocrite. Though increasingly against consuming heavily processed foods such as Pop Tarts and Lean Cuisine frozen dinners, I never buy organic vegetables or fruits because a.) I’d rather save a few cents and b.) I’ve probably already consumed so many pesticides that I’m probably just going to die of cancer like everyone else in our generation anyway.
So there ya...
On Fall quarter grades
I’m honestly shocked by how good they turned out. For example, I’m not sure how I ended up with an A- in advanced stats, considering I got one A, two B+’s and a B- on the exams. I must have either done amazing well on the final or he must have literally given me an A for effort. Also not sure how I miraculously swung an A in Dr. Singh’s American lit. class, since...
More than a few people
adventuresinretail:
think I’m never happy because I don’t smile very often. Those people don’t know me very well.
It’s like you read my mind.